Because every toy deserves a dramatic backstory (and at least one near-death squeaker experience).
Rory’s toy box looks like a PetSmart exploded in our living room. But she swears every single one is “essential.” After years of testing, shredding, and side-eyeing, here are the toys that passed Rory’s highly scientific “chew, zoom, and squeak” test. She’s ranking these from most to least favorite, but they all earned a place on the list.
Check out all Rory’s Finds Here.
Rory’s pool pick
Floating Dog Toy
Rory’s review: If it floats and requires me to throw it again, she approves. This one earned the full pool test—splash, retrieve, repeat.
Why it made the list
- Floats for pool play
- Easy to spot and retrieve
- Rory tested it herself
Worth knowing
Pool time still needs supervision, even when Rory insists she has it handled.
01 — First-place winner
JW Hol-ee Roller Ball
Rory’s review: Her all-time favorite and the longest-surviving toy in the house.
Why it made the list
- Lightweight for fetch
- Flexible enough for tug
- Easy to rinse after muddy play
Worth knowing
It will eventually tear, so supervise play and replace it when the rubber starts breaking down.
02 — Serious fetch
Chuckit! Ultra Ball + Launcher Set
Rory’s review: The Ferrari of fetch toys—and the one setup that can actually wear her out.
Why it made the list
- Launches much farther
- Ball floats in water
- Great for high-energy dogs
Worth knowing
Use it in a safe open area with solid recall. The ball is very bouncy indoors and very good at finding bushes.
03 — Long-lasting chew
Benebone Wishbone Chew Toy
Rory’s review: Bacon-flavored. Enough said. She treats it like the snack that never runs out.
Why it made the list
- Easy-to-hold wishbone shape
- Made for determined chewers
- Keeps Rory occupied
Worth knowing
It is a hard chew. Check it often and replace it before worn edges become sharp.
04 — Emotional support hedgehog
ME GUSTA SHOP Hedgehog Plush Toy
Rory’s review: He squeaks, he flops, and he has been through more drama than the Real Housewives.
Why it made the list
- Soft enough for snuggling
- Built-in squeaker
- Excellent before-and-after photos
Worth knowing
This is still a plush toy. Dogs who de-stuff on principle will need close supervision.
05 — Last place, according to Rory
Cactus Dog Toothbrush Toy
Rory’s review: A cactus, a chew toy, and dental hygiene disguised as fun. She remains suspicious.
Why it made the list
- Textured for chewing
- Dishwasher safe
- Floats in the pool
Worth knowing
It does not replace real tooth brushing—and some dogs may simply stare at it.
